Baby oil is mineral oil, and not good if it gets in your mouth. I have a recipe for a glycerin-based flavored body oil that works much better. Or so I've been told.
Wrong kind of cuffs. You can cause serious damage with the steel ones. Get nice leather ones instead. Or suspension cuffs if your victim really likes to struggle (or chloroform...) :P
The first part of this conversation is much more interesting if you assume "euphemism". "Greek yoghurt" indeed!
I second Idahobob's suggestion for coconut oil. Definitely a liquid at temps above 75F (easily achieved in standard Texas spring/summer/fall/half-of-winter room temps), and warms up quickly with just body heat. Does not clump up or get sticky or wear off like...er...other things.
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I don't see the Greek yoghurt.
Greek yogurt? Dare I ask?
Try it, you'll like it...
Which one? The Greek? or the yogurt?
Greek or geek? Some of those geeks really know how to party, hehe.
There's a Greek style yogurt at your grocery. It's breathtaking, to quote Dr. Evil.
I like Dannon Oikos with fruit on the bottom. But hardly breathtaking.
I prefer the whipped cream in the aerosol can over cool whip.
It can bring about interesting sensations when applied liberally in nice places.
And topped with fresh strawberries, of course. ;-)
Bob
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And then a baby oil twister party with the gals, right Bob?
Yee haw!
Baby oil is mineral oil, and not good if it gets in your mouth. I have a recipe for a glycerin-based flavored body oil that works much better. Or so I've been told.
HA! Astrolube. It comes with mixing directions for uh, stuff. http://www.astrolube.com/index.php
Keads?! I'm, um, speechless. And curious. You know this.....how?
I know this. 'Nuff said =)
Coconut oil. Use nothing else. Smells and tastes good, and it is good for you.
Bob
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How did that Zappa song go again? "Cover that girl with chocolate syrup....."
Coconut oil only liquifies when it's heated, and..... oh.
It sure spreads nice at over 70 degrees. :-D
Bob
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Angel, you have said that you over think things........are you feeling tingly all over? ;-D
Bob
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Oh I already know I'm way out of my depth with you guys. Y'all are major leagues and I'm still playing t-ball.
Well jump on in the pool, the water is fine........skinny dipping only!
Bob
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~blush~
So got to get a blogger's bash pulled together....
Astrolube can catch on fire...
Wrong kind of cuffs. You can cause serious damage with the steel ones. Get nice leather ones instead. Or suspension cuffs if your victim really likes to struggle (or chloroform...) :P
The first part of this conversation is much more interesting if you assume "euphemism". "Greek yoghurt" indeed!
I second Idahobob's suggestion for coconut oil. Definitely a liquid at temps above 75F (easily achieved in standard Texas spring/summer/fall/half-of-winter room temps), and warms up quickly with just body heat. Does not clump up or get sticky or wear off like...er...other things.
I agree about the cuffs. I demand that mine are mink lined.
Bob
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