Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Psychology of the American Male

Must be nice to have the other sex all figured out!

Must make your life a breeze. ;)
 
 
Dear timbo,
 
This is all I ever need to know about the care and feeding of the American Male.
 
Sincerely,
hiswiserangel
 
 
*yeah, I know how to spell "sandwich", got it off of Facebook. :-)

18 comments:

idahobob said...

Oh shit.......

Snort.

Bob
III

Grand said...

Lets just say I don't need a sandwich right now.

hiswiserangel said...

Well, good morning to you, too...

crankyjohn said...
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Mark12A said...

My dream is to have sex while eating a sandwich. And watching football. Is that too much to ask?

crankyjohn said...
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The Steel Ibeam said...

They left out things that go boom or bang. We like to shoot and blow stuff up too. Well at least I do. Maybe I could go for a sandwich in the left hand, .45 in my right hand, exploding target of some sorts....yeah you see where I am going with this and to respect the author of this blog that was supposed to stay clean, I will stop.

My summary, Sandwich, Sex, .45 acp, exploding target.
Israel
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hiswiserangel said...

Mark12A, sex, sandwich, football... live at the game or on tv?
CJ, behave yourself...

hiswiserangel said...

heh heh heh...

timbo said...

Haha! Touche Wiser. :)

They should teach that to chicks in grade school.

hiswiserangel said...

Honey, you remember in 6th grade when they separate the boys and girls in Health class for a day? Yeah, they're teaching us THAT and how to take our bras off without taking our shirts off....

timbo said...

40 years later, I get a peak behind the curtain!
Damn that was an awkward time, huh.

Maybe they should redeliver that tidbit in college, because I don't seem to get a lot of samiches or ****!!!

hiswiserangel said...

I swear, I need to start a dating service for women like me who enjoy being women, and men like y'all looking for 'em...

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Anonymous said...

Lol you always make me laugh....

orbitup said...

Loving your blog! Thanks!

angrymike said...

Abeam
don't ya know, there's always one sitting next to me.........

hiswiserangel said...

Oh Mikey, a sandwich or a .45? Or a ..... ;-)
And you and Ibeam would get along great. He's a really great guy just like you.